The Cheetah and the Tortoise(the tortoise is actually supposed to be me)

The Cheetah does run fastest
but only when your looking
the rest of the time
he ambles about
wondering
what’s cooking

The Tortoise
ambles all the time
he cannot jump
and he cannot climb
but, he don’t care
no, not at all
he’s balanced
he’s never
off the wall

Let’s learn today from
our animal friends
No toilet paper
the message that sends
No clothes
No Hair gel
and no War
They don’t tell lies
not any more

They appreciate just where
they are at
and you can’t call them
exactly fat!