Bridges and brie

A-plan they are in Hemel
Have a variety of blokes
Same haircut all in grey suits

And a lady, and she’s no hoax
She is into cheeses
And knows more types than most
And she told me how the flavour
Is enhanced with sough dough toast

Looking down on water from a bridge
Is going to do it
Some crusty bread some butter
And cheese and when you chew it
You look into my eyes she said
And then the water down below
The taste will be forthcoming
And slowly You will know

Know I said quite innocently
The taste my son, the taste
You look down at the water
And then my eyes
And Then in haste
you chew the crusty bread
The butter and the cheese
And what you get
Is subliminal a kind of cacoethes

To ask me what my name is
So what is it i said
Breeje she said
Half bridge half brie
So i said you have led
Me up the garden path to this
To Oxford’s bridge of sighs
So i could look down at the water
And then into your eyes

BRIEJE I never ever
could forget your lovely name
I mean to say its so meaningful
And will be your claim to fame

Those blokes in your office
Same haircut and grey suits
And you a blooming genius
Cheese board and winter boots

Every file up on the wall
You of course know by heart
Who needs computers
when you are around
I mean where do we start

With BRIEJE who really spins a line
On insurances for she
Knows all the pitfalls Likely
And simply loves ber brie
Her cheddar and her cheshire
And Her Unpasteurized camembert
As long as when she is on the bridge
She makes sure I am there

Sent to A- plan insurance hemel hempstead
2 years no claims bonus and all that