The fact that people generally
Put cows milk in their tea
And now the vegan movements growing
How it has to be
That the dairy boys keep milking cows
And
Making plant milks too
A wide stance Two feet in both camps
That is what they do
Human beings after weaning
Grow teeth so that they
Can masticate with digestive juices
And absorb goodness all day
We consume plants, cooked or raw
That is what they are growing for
Cows chew grass and call it cud
It helps to alkaline their blood
Raping females and kidnapping calves
And drinking the milk ourselves
Using nuts and seeds with modified starch
Loads of them on the shelves
Now they offering grain milks
Soya, hazel, rice
Cows fart as we know Dear friends
And Milliband rolls the dice
Methane lifts the clouds up
That’s the way to go
We should drink, far more water
Fresh and clean you know
Not dose cow feed with chemicals
Which stops their farting spree
Supposedly changing the weather
We hear apparently
Processing loads of water
With stabilisers too
And ruining the quality
As lots of these plant milks do
Packing them into tetra packs
Where Recycling is poor
Our kidneys love clean water
More so than before
Pesticides sprayed everywhere
Roundup herbicide
Is not only taking bees and pollinators out
They hide
The fact that lots of chemicals
Are sprayed now everywhere
And get inside
these plant milk drinks
Which I don’t think is fair