Uno

A Toronto Zookeeper
Got hold of a Tiger and belted it so many times
Almost 18
Thats bloody obscene
Hackenburger wow that rhymes

Tigers should not have to sit there
And be told to do tricks
Its not on
Bowmansville Zoo
What can we do
Swearing and whipping
Upon

The back of this very nice Tiger
Taking the stick anyway
A Siberian Tiger Queen of the North
Whipped till it tries
Hard to say

Zoo’s and the circuses
All that they know, is do it
Or get it or be it
The show
Has to go on
Whatever you do
So get in and do it
Stay in the flow

Peta was filming
But the zoo says that he
Didn’t hit the Tiger
The ground was easy
He wanted to frighten the TIGER
So that
It jumped through the hoops
And knew where it was at

Another big liar
From the film you can see
He belted the life out of
Dear Mr T
That feline he yelped
Clear was hurt
Having his nose
Pushed into the dirt

Its a shame at these Tigers
Don’t really turn round
Him with his whip
Against the tiger
And bound over and bite
Him suck at his neck
Rip his big head off
That we could check