Clearly, it was cold
and as draughty as hell
a possum was sitting
so I hear tell
near a vent in the garden
and the heat from that thing,
was melting the snow
and such comfort did bring
to that little critter
clearly he felt
warmer for being there
and fate kind of dealt
a good hand to him
for that moment in time
till a red neck called Trexler
with his head full of grime
suggested aloud
his eviction was near
and then began clouting his
arse out of here
at least 20 times he hit that poor soul
smashing his eye
how he did dole
out so much punishment
this craven heart
a ridiculous notion
that was from the start
banging and cursing
and bashing away
the Possum was hissing
and growling
all day
getting a pasting
and clearly in pain
he got out of the snow there
and with much disdain
scurried away beaten
hard in the face
all the while shouting
how his arse he would chase
that poor little critter was frozen
and he
had come to warm up
and without a key
the outside was where
he could comfortably be
but Trexler had other thoughts
he wouldn’t share
the warm convection
that happened right there
he was a selfish arse
no samaritan he
was aiming to make
the poor soul history
karma will repay this blighter
no doubt
with his testicles freezing
I now have no doubt
he can stick to the ice sheet
and nobody will
go get a blow lamp
to melt off the chill
one hopes that in Detroit
this beast of a man
will get a good hiding
and a year in the can
he has to be taught some respect
for those who
are wild in the winter
and feeling blue
who do need some heat
some love and some care
rather than just bloody warm up the air
around his house
let the animals share
and get out of the frost
and just be aware
of their plight
put himself in their paws for a while
this arse with a shovel
he has to stand trial
tatooed on his forehead
abuser for sure
animal abuser
outside the law
they might just abuse him
with a shovel I hope
or possibly leave him
hung up on some rope