I have heard it said
That cows on grass
Attract the insects
We know their arse
Emits the farts
Each methane burst
Attracted by insects
Is seemingly worse
Gates the computer Buff
Demented
Seemingly has now invested
A crappy powder to feed to cows
That stop them farting
His Amazing powers
A quarter of a teaspoon does the trick
It will not makes the cow girls sick
Gates doesn’t ever miss a trick
And the milk sipping public
Many are thick
It’s to be, the new idea
Keep the cows inside
My dear
Methane and farting
And cleaner air
It’s net zero
We all can share