Insects and cows

I have heard it said
That cows on grass
Attract the insects
We know their arse
Emits the farts
Each methane burst
Attracted by insects
Is seemingly worse

Gates the computer Buff
Demented
Seemingly has now invested
A crappy powder to feed to cows
That stop them farting
His Amazing powers
A quarter of a teaspoon does the trick
It will not makes the cow girls sick
Gates doesn’t ever miss a trick
And the milk sipping public
Many are thick

It’s to be, the new idea
Keep the cows inside
My dear
Methane and farting
And cleaner air
It’s net zero
We all can share

About Rex Tyler

I love animals. I enjoy writing poetry and delivering speeches.I like to mentor people who need help in preparing speeches and evaluations.I enjoy travel although it is much harder for me these days.I so enjoyed the Andes Mountains and Volcanoes and the Quichua people who live and thrive there.I have lots of friends around the world.
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