Keith

Keith loves Tesco’s Vodka a bottle every day
God knows what his livers like
Are his kidneys in decay
He says he has no side effects
Apart from falling down
And being too drunk
To drive his car
And so walks into town
70proof spirit
Imagine if you will
It must act like a pickle
Out of a massive still
He says it helps him sleep at night
I guess it does
He takes a pill
Something for his arthritis
He reckons its better than
The shit prescribed by the National Health
Which is how all this began