A likely story

a scammer from Pakistan
Pretended to be the man
Able to sort out techy stuff
And, so he began
I can sort just ever glitch
With computers just tell me
What faults exist and I will clear
Them honestly trust me

I haven’t got a computer
Or a laptop
Or a phone
I sit here in my cabin
Yes sir all alone

Pakistan is a long long way
Far away from me
In the middle of a forest
No internet you see

A story from Portland or so I hear