I kept a pig some years ago
She grew as big as me
Clever she was amazing
With her dancing shoes, we be
Doing the polka around the yard
She ate all sorts, she did
I fed her on fresh vegetables really in a bid
To keep her trim and engaging
And boy she was some soul
Every time I called her
She came to me
Clean her snout and lovely legs
Sorted all the grub
Twenty kinds of fruit and berries
And yes the odd spud
Pineapples and mangoes
Brown rice and apples too
all around her eating hole
Plants grew from seeds
To view
They grew higher than you can imagine
Melons good and green
Tomato plants and cauliflowers
And the fresh green bean
When she heard my little van
She legged it, to me
She Was a beautiful pig she was
Who I think did love me
She would never be a pig roast
Nor bacon not my friend
She loved the sty and the reason why
Her life wasn’t going to end
she came out in the forest digging
Around the trees
Listening to the crows and pigeons
And tHe honey Bees