British Gas

The morass of British Gas
Or Centrica as they
Call themselves a boisterous bunch
Whose gas costs far outweigh
First Class on the Emirates
Just to prevent a freeze
Last year my heart weakened
I felt it in my knees

Radiators off all Winter
Blankets wearing thick
Extra throws
A spot of prose
They never miss a trick
British Gas charge massively
That is what they do
Up to £500 per month
That’s 100 quid a day
I best go book with a cruise line
Where It’s cheaper anyway.

Service food travel
Or a heart attach at home