The vegan

The vegan the infection the
Extreme YIN drug’s,all they
Messed with utter consequences
For the set along the way
A matrix of emotion
A notion that where I
Was on a different planet
A split screen lullaby.

Spiders tangled webs of vile intrigue
Became
Normality a police report
Guilty some did claim
Gel swab interview prison, and on the cards
A really dreadful scenario
A threat, to all Bards

Convinced the facts laid down were right
Prison coming they
Shocked my true existence
The cops would make me pay
A bard in clink
Would not last long
But on the other hand
Dropping in two lousy cops
The screws would know who’s wrong.

And offer up resistance
For the bard with Balls
Who soon would be incarcerated
Between four crusty walls
And all of this was extra yin
The drugs the vegan sphere
The vile decisive infection
Drawn from the weirdest fear