British Gas And liane of Durban

Since Together Energy terminated

and British Gas took hold

switching over the energy bills

i would rather just be cold

my wife is cold

i am cold

The cat is cold as well

together Energy    Heaven

British Gas. Was Hell

today cut off twice  I was

But my good fortune took me to

Lianne out in Durban

helpful, and caring and true

cordial and wanting

interested, she

intuitive and soulful

Its how British Gas needs to be

not quite so robotic

It’s all  done,   on line

if you want to be more human

like the dear lass in Durban, who

listened quietly, showing  concern

was attentive and was fair

I hope  she is well rewarded

for really being there

threats don’t make good business sense

in these trying times

and don’t expect the world from  me

included in these rhymes.

British  gas Durban  Lianne

as for the  lass in Durban  a god send

money doesn’t buy caring