Leopards and Snow Leopard tonics

Some of the Chinese Pharmaceuticals
Have been trading many years
Like the BeijingTangrentong place
There are a lot of tears
Falling in the big cats stakes
The LIONS the LEOPARDS too
Supposedly for tonics
The bones in wine it’s true

They are making a BLOODY fortune
The seriousness is they
Have more or less killed the TIGER
trade
Finished them anyway
It’s bones steep in rice wine
They are after
For every conceivable Ill
And every conceivable reason
You take a Chinese pill

And take a glass of Leopard bone wine
And your eyes of course turn blue
And you became a youth again
A prime target for the zoo
The zoo controlled by AI
The human zoo where we
the poor who need some food to eat
May go and make our plea

Animals are being slaughtered
In the Chinese name
For every cOnceivable lillness
And the pills will Bring you fame
The rice wine gets you feeling
This is what you do
Shut your mother and hit the road
And when the clueless poo
They realise they are cured in fact
of illness knowledge they
When their scrotum pains then drops
Off you have to say

thank you Mr Dr
For the magic And the cure
Everything that’s wrong with me
Apparently means I lure
Every sodding virus
To shoot right down my throat
Up my nose and up my arse
A factor that I note