Stink boats

Dead cows rotting in the sea
And being washed ashore
On the fancy tourist beaches
Who could want for more
What it does mean to us
Is live exports maybe so
Female animals shipped around the world
A vital flow

Of livestock
That began their journey healthy
But on these long trips they
Are not fed and not watered
Not every single day
Tossed about
On sea voyages
Sickened by it all
Standing in their excrement
Unless ofcourse they fall

Over in the stormy seas
Then its in their mess
They have to lay
Imagine that
All that extra stress
And sea sickness it happens
And then sometimes they
Die
And then they get all smelly
And someone says
Now why

Lets toss the buggers overboard
Let them sail aWay
Across the sea
To the Canaries
To arrive one sunny day
And be pulled ashore by jet skiers
Out in the sunshine
Meeting up with rotting cows
That just feels divine.

They could have come from the EU
That exports more each year
They are blaming south America
A bloody long way from here
Its more likely from the EU
Live exports should be banned
Its evil and its awful
Something I dont understand