Pierre Omidyar feels the need
To start a dairy farm
His greed
Extends from e bay through to
Kauai
Where thousands of dairy cows
Will die
The industry is extremely bad
These massive lots
So very sad
The cows are milked robotically
And their calves are kidnapped
Rapidly
The cows are raped on mechanised racks
I am sorry to feed you all these facts
Their waste is vast
In pools it be
Contaminating you and me
The air we breathe
Has got to be
Clean and healthy
Obviously
With a huge great dairy farm in town
In ammonia we all will drown
A huge great concentration camp
Where mastitis rules and it will stamp
Its evil all around the place
Dairy farms are a disgrace
NO MOO POO must make its stand
Protect the air protect the land
Water pollution will be everywhere
So really folks you have to care
Now and stop this before it starts
Besides each cow yes how it farts
Methane the denominator here
And an evil cloud that all must fear
Pierre Omidyar, really you must
Feel the peoples true disgust
Their defilement will not do
Putrefaction it is true
Sludge and slime and mud and muck
Grotty manky repulsive, stuck
Near our town it must never be
Totally insanitary
The cruelty of female souls
For milk for humans the controls
Put in place for profits do
Create disease and infections too
Antibiotics against T B
Our long term health its no mystery
We hate the idea right from the start
And Our objections all come from our heart
Go back to your bloody e bay
And LEAVE us alone is todays mantra