Squirrels

Duchy maybe organic
But Prince Charles is not so kind
Murdering grey squirrels
In sacks shows us how blind
And cruel he is, really at source
And so he gets a boycott
As a matter of course

Poisons them or shoots them
Or bludgeons them as well
For me the brand can suffer
It Can just go to Hell
As for Duchy Originals
A protest has to be
That We boycott all these products
So he changes hopefully

He thinks he can eradicate
The squirrels just like that
These furry little wild souls
We know just where they are at
Creation scored some brownie points
When squirrels came along
And Prince Charles has to understand
That they now do belong

Its his brand and his eradication
Methods that must go

Story first seen in the Ethical consumer recent edition