A ruffians guide to the right method of killing babie

A ruffians guide
To the process of slaughter
Out on the ice
Right near the water
Using a pick
Using a gun
Finding a baby
A baby to stun

They have hearts of gold
Their innocence shows
Goodness and mercy
It bloody well glows
Kindness and favour
Sweet charity
Such sweet forgiveness
And philanthropy

You on the other hand
The worst intentions
Uncharitableness
And all of the tensions
Blood thirst blood lust
Savagery too
Devilry genocide
Attributed to you

Out on the ice floe
where everything’s white
You can kill babies
And do it right
With this sealers pamphlet
Malicious as hell
Read it through first
And you will do it well

Canada proves to us
What evil scum
They really are
It leaves me numb
That an association
Would print such a thing
So spiteful so pitiless
And it would bring

Hunters to orgasm
Out on the ice
Crushing the babies heads
Which isn’t nice
It’s hard bitten
Grim faced unloving stuff
Malignant and baleful
Of which I’ve had enough