a donkey was out in the desert alone
when a bloke took his pants down
and thought he’d disown
a piece of that donkey
but rape wasn’t on
she used her hind legs
and the rapist was gone
in a great cloud of sand
his testicles burst
his penis bent double
it couldn’t be worse
death unimaginable
as he did fade
recalling bars of the
the donkey serenade