Dear Ian Crane
just keep being a pain
to all of those frackers
for they are fracking insane
shale gas is one thing
but all that you do
is worry the life out of
them thats our view
Dear Ian Crane
happy birthday to you
we fracking well hope
you will continue
in pursuance of arses
that think they can frack
all over our country
without any flack
you are the one
with the energy to
change peoples minds
and you do what you do
you know its all wrong
you know and you see
they fracking well realize
its not going to be
as easy as they thought
and thats down to you
for your power your commitment
and your knowledge all through
happy birthday
from claudia and rex