Its seems our pigs have brilliant
quality semen
The Chinese want the sort of Pigs
we breed
4 legged with a curly tale
and able to grunt in English
masturbation on a massive scale
trotters seemingly are the next winner
China boils them up with eggs and soy
Owen Paterson knows this
and is after
that contract too
this bloke that might employ
what with the pig semen and now pigs trotters
the pigs must just be thinking
yea but why
do we have to send our semen all the way to China
is it frozen or it just might die
Rex Tyler is a Poet, Campaigner, former owner of an organic shop of 30 years, and Public Speaker living in Berkhamsted, UK.