love backwards is almost evil

How many people say they love the animals
what they mean is they really love to eat
their animals
that’s a kind of warped and very unusual love
in reality of course they love to cheat
for to be able to experience this depth of love
they have to organize their lovers death
they don’t care that its raped tortured
and finally bled out painfully
as long as its cooked to perfection
and its quiet and without breath

we love our cats they tell you
we love our dog they say
ask them if they love their dog
on a very rainy day
when they have to get up off their arse
and take it around the block
with the hound getting excited
his pinky coming out of his cock

and then what normally happens
you drag him by his scruff
around the block like crazy
till he’s bloody had enough
every time he lines himself up
to have a nice long pee
you pull him away and he has to stop
that is how you be

you love him till he barks too loud
or pukes on the bedroom floor
or you get a ticket for Orlando
and you’ve not been there before
so then he has to clear off
you put him down the pound
love backwards is almost evil
that’s what some have found

he has been part of the family
but suddenly he knows
nobody now loves him
and that is going to pose
problems that’s for certain
the love you throw about
clearly isn’t true love
its more akin to doubt

the canine tribe are thirsty
for love for they are loyal
once settled in forever home
when you go off the boil
they sense it pretty quickly
and pine and feel forlorn
and rapidly go down hill fast
and wish they’d never been born

so when you say you love
someone
remember what it means
you love them with a sore arse
or when they vomit on your jeans
or tear around the garden
or chew the neighbours cat
remember when you have a pet
just remember where your at

and when it comes to winter
and the snow begins to fall
and icicles hang everywhere
even off the wall
don’t leave the dog to freeze out there
bring him in and say
we love you yes we love you
yes we love you more each day