Alcohol and vaccine the correlation in primates

whatever a vaccine does for you
for a primate its been found
that if they give it a few shots
of alcohol
the ground moves away and they
are sort of in 7th heaven, they
have a better immunity to disease
that’s the Scientists say

but if they go too far with
giving them alcohol then they
don’t do so well on immunity
their findings any way
are balanced by the theory
but they haven’t got a clue
why it is well let me tell them
what I think is true

firstly giving primates alcohol
just doesn’t make sense
it would be so alien
and tend to make them tense
and excitable,
already they will not feel at ease
but moderately whatever that is
apparently it does please

the primates and the vaccines work better
so we are told
if we follow the same regime
its likely we will hold
a similar out pouring of
vaccination power
but if we over do the booze
in a corner we best cower

what I find about all this
is that Science is as good
as the thoughtless scheming Scientists
who don’t do what they should
testing such alien substances on them
is to me so wrong
and imagining their findings
for humans would be strong

why we are used to alcohol
some drink it all the time
but primates it don’t happen
as in the trees they climb
they have more sense
than humans
the risk they realise
climbing trees and alcohol
don’t mix yea! big surprise

and so their livers
would find a sudden influx of the stuff
unbalanced and likely
that a little would be enough
this being the case
I find inconceivable that they
using the primate example
consider for us it would pay

its a roundabout pat for the vaccines
in fact we all know they are bad
its even better to forgo the vaccine
and the alcohol too
I’m not mad
both are exceedingly acid
and we’re far better off on our own
letting our own bodies fight the disease
No this science I can’t condone

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