2 cows overheard discussing Peta’s arrival at the California State Fair

I hear that Peta is coming
to the great State Fair
Yea I know my farmer she is livid
its slanderous and so
she’s just a little worried
what she does to me
dehorning seems its a warning
that pain and agony
of course she doesn’t feel it
just that splinter in her thumb
and she was in bed for a day or two
it all went numb
but as we have to be dehorned
locked inside that cage
and then they burn those udder hairs
it leaves me in a rage
I always suffer blisters
so do I but they
if we burnt their nipples
Imagine what they’d say
and then they steal our babies
and murder them its all wrong
if it to their kids its kidnapping
its a federal act and a long
sentence maybe even death
if their kid gets hurt
and what about the “Posilac”
and our udder in the dirt
Peta’s at the state fair
dairy milk and more
and all that rich cholesterol
and heart attacks I’m sure
Peta will come over and see us
and I feel
perhaps more people will become
more veggie
I adore
its when the children say aloud they are veggie
that
means less of us for the chop
if that is where they are at
the way its going may be
we will get a life
not led kicking to the abattoir
and lose our life
Peta they are coming
put out the flag and see
if all this bloody slaughter
ends eventually