The art of balance ( it has to be somewhat tongue in cheek this one)

The secret art of balance
takes an awful lot of skill
for the matadors are heavy
so what we need instil
in Bulls who try this tactic
is to wait and watch and see
when they side step to the left
and swing their cape
that’s when you be
ready
put your head down
and try to exert great force
and ram your horns
right up their bum
yes they will scream of course
but don’t worry about that utterance
it is not a cry of woe
its a sexual turn on for them
as their face will clearly show

the second manipulation
is to wriggle your head about
that forces the horns in deeper
and that without a doubt
will send a message to him
that if they mess with you
the 3rd degree and the 4th degree
is what you are going to do

those apprentices who see this
will likely give up that day
the matador whose is balancing
well what can he say
if they extricate him
his voice, will never ever be
the same as it was before
the balancing act
as you will see

I think it brings them down to size
their arrogance overflows
balancing the matador
is a culture too that grows
on new age bulls for certain
I know a lot are torn
it can give them permanent haemmorhoids
and an aversion to the horn

so they tend to wander in the fields
away from as many bulls
the trumpets and the bullring
doesn’t have those pulls
they speak somewhat like a little bird
tweeting all alone
and are sore about the outcome
thats the one’s I’ve known