30,000 quid to see some fig trees
Standing in the atrium, I hear
Portcullis House, yearned for some
Eastern promise
And the speaker has jumped in
and made it clear
Cameron agrees
Everyone must squeeze
Their overheads
And fig trees are no way
To carry on in Parliament apparently
Despite a 12 years contract
they must go
The speaker’s spoken
Camerons spoken
Now the crippled Poets
Woken
Yes I agree
with that man
John Bercow
Rex Tyler is a Poet, Campaigner, former owner of an organic shop of 30 years, and Public Speaker living in Berkhamsted, UK.