The Right and wrongs of those rat thongs

There are some really sick

designers out there

they haven’t got an inkling

about life

the novelty is an angle

and their brains are in a tangle

they know not

the real meaning now

of strife

unless of course it affects

another animal

They don’t go out there

looking it just comes

a thong made out of body parts

even the teeth on show

as the disingenuous lowering of standards

come and go

its fitting that  the thong may really frighten

the one night stander

who imagines he

will get his oats

and sail her boats

and then be off like crazy

till he comes face to face

with dear Ratty

the yellow teeth are enough

to put the world off

this sick scenario if you ask me

needs looking at for anyone

investing time and money

and pain and dreadful taste

should seemingly

be forced down in the gutter

where they do belong

and leave alone

any innocent animal who

wants to scamper

this way

maybe that way

not decorate some vile  thong

for the few

with its life for the  great priviledge

of adorning

a warning to some arse

who comes to call

to my mind to have ever

thought it  feasible

should go for a complete

brain overhaul

s

exploitation

murdered and then used

along the way

rat heads with their teeth

all gnarled and yellow

stride atop the public bone

for they

are there no doubt to frighten any

yobbo

that on a one night stand

my want to play

the rest is made up of some other

animal

who died a painful death

so some sicko

can fart about and make a thong

which clearly  is so very wrong

that  some gal might just

wear for show

I can’t imagine any women anywhere

evern contemplating such a thing

that designers comes up with such shit

tells me so much about them

and any store that might just like

to bring

such items into their range

for to tell me

death and pain for mammals

so that they

can trade

in shock value and terrible bad taste