“Last Hope” what a hound he was
until he broke his toe
then he wasn’t winning
he was losing dough
and so they paid one
Andrew Gough
to take the lad away
and destroy him just get shot of him
which he did, on that day
he hacked the poor souls ears off
just imagine the pain alone
hacked them off
all the cartilage
and Rusty boy did groan
then used a bolt gun on him
and left him on a hill
bleeding, choking, dying
but he couldn’t even kill
the poor soul, on that Welsh Hill
in agony was he
blood dripping from his ears and head
this was dastardly
this a hellish caper
this a grotesque desire
Ten pounds it cost
to do the job
a lousy attempt at best
I hope both parties to that contract
get a spell of rest
in HM Prison
with bloody huge great fine
and a period of hard labor
where the effing sun don’t shine