Don’t tell me the Egyptians created it

Don’t tell me the Egyptians
created this foie gras
and don’t say, it was the Romans
we have all moved on and are
a little more advanced I’d say
for torturing our food
is not seen as the thing to do
it is so very crude

an innocent
a duck or goose
what pain has it caused you
why do we need to torture it
and make it feel so blue
so painful
and so terrible
so sick all its short life
giving it this vile disease
then killing it with our knife

just because we want to eat
its fatty liver, we
give the disease
to these poor souls
its just should never be
force feed it
every single day
shove pipes full down their throat
that’s ulcerated and bleeding
it is worthy of note
how bloody cruel we all are
how demented and how sick
Though Fortnum and Mason
tragically never miss a trick

they still go on a selling it
despite the torture we
pile upon their bodies
its sinful can’t you see
its terrible to do this
there no excuse at all
Foie Gras is abominable
it drives me up the wall

that sicko’s want to eat it
that sicko’s carry on
buying into torture
till all these birds are gone
3 whole weeks of vileness
subjected to such pain
so we can eat some diseased fatty liver
yes again

STOP doing this boycott Fortnum and Mason write to them tell them