{"id":9885,"date":"2013-07-21T12:42:23","date_gmt":"2013-07-21T12:42:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=9885"},"modified":"2013-07-21T13:05:54","modified_gmt":"2013-07-21T13:05:54","slug":"foie-gras-the-whole-damn-rigmarole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/07\/foie-gras-the-whole-damn-rigmarole\/","title":{"rendered":"Foie Gras ( The whole damn rigmarole)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The period of torture<br \/>\nlasts 3 weeks<br \/>\nsomeone&#8217;s holiday<br \/>\nbut not the duck or goose<br \/>\nits hell for them<br \/>\nas anyone will say<\/p>\n<p>3 weeks standing up in cages<br \/>\nthat are far too small<br \/>\nwith one man with his metal pipe<br \/>\nstuffing it with all <\/p>\n<p>the fatty corn mix, which is<br \/>\nplunged down every throat<br \/>\nit isn&#8217;t very pretty<br \/>\nand it hurts<br \/>\nits tears<br \/>\nI wrote <\/p>\n<p>about it many times its true<br \/>\nbut the pain of ulceration<br \/>\nand continually being force fed<br \/>\nthrough the agony of creation<\/p>\n<p>is tantamount to torture<br \/>\nof the most highest degree<br \/>\na bad sore throat<br \/>\nall cut about<br \/>\nand repeated thrusts<br \/>\nthat be<\/p>\n<p>just more and more uncomfortable<br \/>\nthis time you will find<br \/>\nthe liver growing bigger<br \/>\nit kind of blows your mind<\/p>\n<p>from 67 grams to some 600 grams or so<br \/>\nthe breathing becomes laboured and painful<br \/>\nit does show<\/p>\n<p>everyone that&#8217;s watching how painful its become<br \/>\nthe liver bunged up with the fat<br \/>\nand feelings they have some<\/p>\n<p>are nauseous with all this going on<br \/>\nyou have to feel<br \/>\nfor each of them such pity<br \/>\nfor the torture its so real<\/p>\n<p>all this awful agony,and its induced by man<br \/>\nto produce this exotic foodstuff<br \/>\nhis soul goes down the pan<\/p>\n<p>exquisite some say<br \/>\nI say bloody terrible<br \/>\nits brought about<br \/>\nby someone who is crude<br \/>\na method that might have<br \/>\ncome from ancient Egypt<br \/>\nbut if someone made it now<br \/>\nthey&#8217;d all be sued<\/p>\n<p>but now it is long long passed<br \/>\nits sell by date<br \/>\nits the nastiest crudest food<br \/>\nthat was ever made<br \/>\nwhich only the devil could possibly might re create<br \/>\nthe concept<br \/>\nbut only if from  the  deepest darkness strayed<\/p>\n<p>when the liver has swollen to the<br \/>\nhuge size<br \/>\nthe bird may have by that time already died<br \/>\nthe agony the pain the breathing and the strain<br \/>\ntorture in a tin is not denied<\/p>\n<p>its banned in the Uk it cannot be made here<br \/>\nimported here and eaten here<br \/>\nof course<br \/>\nbut run a farm and create loads of these victims<br \/>\nits against the law<br \/>\nso we must source<\/p>\n<p>it out in France or Hungary<br \/>\nwhere it is made to sell<br \/>\nboth those places<br \/>\nclearly, have their foie gras hell!<\/p>\n<p>then the birds get stabbed into their poor sore throats<br \/>\nthats how<br \/>\nwe kill them, many do not die at this stage<br \/>\nand they just cower<br \/>\nall of their vile  screeching<br \/>\nwould almost wake the dead<br \/>\nit certainly puts the wind up me<br \/>\nas it echoes around the shed<\/p>\n<p>then its preparation time<br \/>\nremoving the membrane<br \/>\npick off all the nerves and veins<br \/>\nthis is where you use your brains<br \/>\nadd to chopped beef if you will<br \/>\nmake a burger that will spill<br \/>\nits awfulness into some bun<br \/>\nthat kind of gets you on the run<br \/>\npan fry slices if you will<br \/>\nbake a terrine for that extra thrill<br \/>\nserve with crusty farmhouse bread<br \/>\nand remember that the goose is dead<\/p>\n<p>to The guormands who frequent<br \/>\nFortnum and Mason and know they&#8217;ve spent<br \/>\na packet on the rosy hue<br \/>\nDFL yes they did screw<br \/>\ndiseased fatty liver its exquisite<br \/>\nto behold<br \/>\nall that pain and suffering and blood loss<br \/>\nI am told<\/p>\n<p>standing in their own shit<br \/>\nmost of every day<br \/>\nthe connoisseurs might enjoy the taste<br \/>\nwhen they look the other way<br \/>\nif they visited the farm<br \/>\nwhere it was created they would see<br \/>\nit smelled more like a sewer<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s if you ask me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The period of torture lasts 3 weeks someone&#8217;s holiday but not the duck or goose its hell for them as anyone will say 3 weeks standing up in cages that are far too small with one man with his metal &hellip; 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