{"id":9676,"date":"2013-07-13T07:50:02","date_gmt":"2013-07-13T07:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=9676"},"modified":"2013-07-13T09:03:22","modified_gmt":"2013-07-13T09:03:22","slug":"a-diatribe-from-a-senior-australian-reporter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/07\/a-diatribe-from-a-senior-australian-reporter\/","title":{"rendered":"A Diatribe from a senior Australian Reporter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A senior writer<br \/>\nWow! thats where he&#8217;s at<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure that the Japanese<br \/>\nwill be pleased about that<br \/>\ngetting advice about whales<br \/>\non a bed<br \/>\nof white rice from Australia<br \/>\nand all that you said<\/p>\n<p>shows me your culinary skills<br \/>\nare on view<br \/>\nand your very survival<br \/>\nneeds  animals too<\/p>\n<p>good on yer mate<br \/>\nyou wont  waste away<br \/>\npork fat on your lips<br \/>\nit sounds a sexy way<\/p>\n<p>oh yea I can see it<br \/>\nit&#8217;ll be on your hips<br \/>\njust a few years<br \/>\nand keep piling in chips<\/p>\n<p>a nice chicken leg<br \/>\noh yea you are aware<br \/>\npig cow and dog even horse<br \/>\nso you care!<\/p>\n<p>what about wichity grubs<br \/>\nlocal grub<br \/>\na few in your pocket<br \/>\nnice in the pub<\/p>\n<p>and don&#8217;t forget Kangaroo<br \/>\nthe iconic one<br \/>\nand maybe some shark fin<br \/>\nI mean its home spun<\/p>\n<p>Concerned about greenies<br \/>\nforget us mate we<br \/>\nwon&#8217;t knock on your door<br \/>\nno we don&#8217;t want to see<\/p>\n<p>someone who think foie gras is ok<br \/>\nand wants to eat whale burgers<br \/>\nNo not Today<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t kid yourself<br \/>\nus greenies we know<br \/>\nwhat&#8217;s best to eat<br \/>\nfor we&#8217;re in the flow<\/p>\n<p>Australian live exports<br \/>\nthey are so sad<br \/>\ntourists are boycotting Australia<br \/>\nwhich to me, is mad<\/p>\n<p>such a lovely country<br \/>\nwith weather to match<br \/>\nbut who wants to be cruel<br \/>\nto those souls on its patch<\/p>\n<p>and reporters who tell<br \/>\nthe land of the rising sun<br \/>\nto forget about science<br \/>\nand eat whales for fun<\/p>\n<p>if it was mean&#8217;t<br \/>\nto grab the attention<br \/>\nall I can say<br \/>\nis no one will mention<br \/>\nyou<br \/>\nnot in a million years<br \/>\nbut whether the souls<br \/>\nyou ate cried  any tears<\/p>\n<p>that they will remember<br \/>\nyou  not at all<br \/>\nbut its now on  Face Book<br \/>\nso you may get a call<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A senior writer Wow! thats where he&#8217;s at I&#8217;m sure that the Japanese will be pleased about that getting advice about whales on a bed of white rice from Australia and all that you said shows me your culinary skills &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/07\/a-diatribe-from-a-senior-australian-reporter\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[115],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whales-and-sea-shepherd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9676"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9685,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9676\/revisions\/9685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}