{"id":925,"date":"2012-01-19T14:58:23","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T14:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=925"},"modified":"2012-01-19T14:59:55","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T14:59:55","slug":"the-texan-sky-holds-more-than-rain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/01\/the-texan-sky-holds-more-than-rain\/","title":{"rendered":"The Texan sky holds more than rain"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">Novartis made and sold these Rabies Vaccines<br \/>\nTo be dropped from aircraft out of Texan skies<br \/>\nSome 1.8 million, living vaccine bait units<br \/>\nDropping on one&#8217;s head, what a surprise<br \/>\ncovered in a special type of fish oil<br \/>\nFinished in a crunchy fish meal skin<br \/>\nIts sort of manna dropping down from heaven<br \/>\nShared amongst assorted brethren<br \/>\nWolves Coyotes Dogs Cows all can try it<br \/>\nas to pets ensure not more than one<br \/>\nOtherwise old rover might start frothing at the mouth<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s when you have to go and get your gun<br \/>\nAs to children its best they don&#8217;t eat them<br \/>\nEven with their burger and their fries<br \/>\nBut it could improve their nutrition all that fish oil<br \/>\nBetter really than they realise<br \/>\nIts interesting there were 800 cases<br \/>\nin Texas just last year<br \/>\nAnd now although the vaccines will be falling Novartis profit again will bring great cheer<span style=\"font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year Texas sufferred 830 cases of Rabies, so this year thanks to Novartis they are dropping1,811,131 live rabies vaccines by plane.This should sort the problem out and kill a few pets in the process. We shall have to watch with baited breath <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/01\/the-texan-sky-holds-more-than-rain\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environmental-poems","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=925"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":927,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/925\/revisions\/927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}