{"id":9178,"date":"2013-06-25T20:17:36","date_gmt":"2013-06-25T20:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=9178"},"modified":"2013-06-25T20:17:56","modified_gmt":"2013-06-25T20:17:56","slug":"what-reason-would-there-be-for-murdering-a-group-of-ducklings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/06\/what-reason-would-there-be-for-murdering-a-group-of-ducklings\/","title":{"rendered":"What reason would there be for murdering a group of ducklings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What makes a man<br \/>\npick up a broom<br \/>\nand kill a lot of ducks<br \/>\nsmash them<br \/>\ntill they are no more<br \/>\nof course this anger<br \/>\nSucks!<br \/>\nbut they were wholly innocent<br \/>\nand had done him no ill<br \/>\nso why because he could<br \/>\ndid he feel the need to kill?<br \/>\ndid he go off his rocker<br \/>\nwere they noisy in some way<br \/>\nor were they just wee babies<br \/>\nhe needed to slay<\/p>\n<p>what makes a man<br \/>\ndo horrific things<br \/>\nto  each little earthling soul<br \/>\nwho left this world in agony<br \/>\nas he clearly lost control<br \/>\nand sent their feathers flying<br \/>\nand broke their little hearts<br \/>\nI mean they were just babies<br \/>\ntheir pain went off the charts<\/p>\n<p>I know they were only tiny<br \/>\nbut think about the way<br \/>\neach little soul just perished<br \/>\nthe price they had to pay<br \/>\nimagine that misfortune<br \/>\nof being there the gloom<br \/>\nof meeting up with a bloke like him<br \/>\nof killed them with his broom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What makes a man pick up a broom and kill a lot of ducks smash them till they are no more of course this anger Sucks! but they were wholly innocent and had done him no ill so why because &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/06\/what-reason-would-there-be-for-murdering-a-group-of-ducklings\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[134],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wild-birds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9178"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9180,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9178\/revisions\/9180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}