{"id":9169,"date":"2013-06-24T19:25:19","date_gmt":"2013-06-24T19:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=9169"},"modified":"2013-06-24T19:48:47","modified_gmt":"2013-06-24T19:48:47","slug":"monkey-brains-a-dish-from-the-dark-ages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/06\/monkey-brains-a-dish-from-the-dark-ages\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkey Brains a dish from the dark ages   (GRAPHIC be warned)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A dish from the dark ages<br \/>\nperhaps  the horror pages<br \/>\nin Pingxiang in Guangxi<br \/>\nit seems it can be had<br \/>\nthe video I just saw<br \/>\ndidn&#8217;t come from China<br \/>\nit really was obnoxious<br \/>\nthose diners I abhor<\/p>\n<p>closer to his god he thought<br \/>\nwhen he killed the little soul<br \/>\nthrust under the table in a cage<br \/>\nwith just a sort of hole<br \/>\nwhere the monkeys head was<br \/>\nand its screams<br \/>\nwill waken those<br \/>\nsinful vile objectionable<br \/>\nsods who aimed their blows<br \/>\nthen cut into his little head<br \/>\nhopefully he now was dead<br \/>\nand scooped out all the bloodied brain<br \/>\nand ate it though it seemed a strain<br \/>\nthe women i just can&#8217;t believe<br \/>\nthey were women<br \/>\nit makes me grieve<br \/>\nto see such vile distasteful stuff<br \/>\nwhoever they were<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve had enough<\/p>\n<p>carnivores that sink this low<br \/>\nthat sup their wine<br \/>\nand feel the glow<br \/>\nto me its hateful and I&#8217;m left<br \/>\nwith only thoughts that are bereft<br \/>\nof any meaning of any care<br \/>\nfor those diners sitting there<br \/>\nthey&#8217;ve cooked their future<br \/>\nif you ask me<br \/>\nand will die themselves<br \/>\nin agony<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dish from the dark ages perhaps the horror pages in Pingxiang in Guangxi it seems it can be had the video I just saw didn&#8217;t come from China it really was obnoxious those diners I abhor closer to his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/06\/monkey-brains-a-dish-from-the-dark-ages\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monkeys-and-primates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9169"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9173,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9169\/revisions\/9173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}