{"id":8432,"date":"2013-05-15T16:40:34","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T16:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=8432"},"modified":"2013-05-15T16:46:49","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T16:46:49","slug":"the-chicken-shed-kfc-and-others","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/05\/the-chicken-shed-kfc-and-others\/","title":{"rendered":"The typical Corporate Chicken Sheds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A sea of writhing feathers<br \/>\ngreat clouds of obnoxious smell<br \/>\nammonia cuts into, one&#8217;s being<br \/>\nand drives you into hell<br \/>\nyou go and come back<br \/>\nremembering<br \/>\nthe evil that you saw<br \/>\nwhen you left daylight behind<br \/>\nand opened the great door<\/p>\n<p>the noise the clattering chattering<br \/>\nthe chaotic and violent sound<br \/>\nof thousands and thousands of victims<br \/>\nall stuck there on the ground<br \/>\nclucking ducking bucking<br \/>\nin what is a vast melee<br \/>\nof bodies many threadbare<br \/>\nand bloodied awfully<\/p>\n<p>the pecking order prevalent<br \/>\ncorpses everywhere<br \/>\nalready half scoffed by maggots<br \/>\ninto instant despair<br \/>\nwalking around and seeing<br \/>\nyour heart goes out for those<br \/>\nwho would normally peck in a grassy field<br \/>\nwith slugs between their toes<\/p>\n<p>and here its vile,bits of birds<br \/>\nscattered here and there<br \/>\nfeathers excrement and urine<br \/>\ncrap just everywhere<br \/>\nto live in this confusion<br \/>\nthis evil that is there<br \/>\nit must drive these birds crazy<br \/>\nand the vileness of the air<\/p>\n<p>I felt, absolutely sick<br \/>\nthen someone reminded me<br \/>\nthat if I&#8217;d had a bloody wound<br \/>\npossibly on my knee<br \/>\nattack much worse than piranha<br \/>\nthat is a sobering thought<br \/>\nwhen you in the back of a chicken shed<br \/>\nto be well and truly caught<\/p>\n<p>by a bunch of raging chickens<br \/>\npecking you to death<br \/>\nin ammonia thick atmosphere<br \/>\nalready your burning breath<br \/>\nhas made it hard to walk in fact<br \/>\nyou want to vomit so<br \/>\nand when you get out you gasp aloud<br \/>\nand suck in some air<br \/>\nand know<\/p>\n<p>you are back out in the daylight<br \/>\nmy god you feel relieved<br \/>\nto go in there in the first place<br \/>\nyou feel as though your were deceived<br \/>\nits the most awful place imaginable<br \/>\nits all bedlam, in there<br \/>\na seething writhing shambles<br \/>\nwhere you can cut the air<br \/>\nwith a knife its almost coloured<br \/>\na green expanse of vile<br \/>\na constant rabid ruction<br \/>\nI couldn&#8217;t reconcile<\/p>\n<p>Inside these sentient creatures<br \/>\nare monsters in the making<br \/>\nthey&#8217;ve gone through the nervous<br \/>\nmad stage<br \/>\nand now their hearts are breaking<br \/>\ntheir brains have gone to zombie stage<br \/>\nthey don&#8217;t know what they do<br \/>\nthey eat each other<br \/>\nthey squawk aloud<br \/>\nand of course they will peck you<\/p>\n<p>vast corporate agendas<br \/>\nmargins cut and dry<br \/>\nits all about shareholders<br \/>\nwhether chickens die<br \/>\nno one cares one iota<br \/>\nits money, thats the force<br \/>\nand all these chickens<br \/>\nsuffer their whole short lives<br \/>\nof course<br \/>\nand have to live in dreadful<br \/>\ncircumstances to ensure<br \/>\nthat corporate margins are maintained<br \/>\nright across the floor <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A sea of writhing feathers great clouds of obnoxious smell ammonia cuts into, one&#8217;s being and drives you into hell you go and come back remembering the evil that you saw when you left daylight behind and opened the great &hellip; 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