{"id":7880,"date":"2013-04-20T16:46:25","date_gmt":"2013-04-20T16:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=7880"},"modified":"2013-04-20T16:55:10","modified_gmt":"2013-04-20T16:55:10","slug":"the-most-grotesque-food-sold-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/04\/the-most-grotesque-food-sold-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"The most grotesque of foods ( and still sold at Fortnum and Mason) despite our cries!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Argentina might have lost<br \/>\nthe Falklands<br \/>\nWar<br \/>\nBut Foie Gras there is banned<br \/>\n3 cheers dear friends<br \/>\nAn evil that is best served in the underworld<br \/>\nBy Pluto and the Devil, for its sends<br \/>\nShivers down my spine to just imagine it<br \/>\nThrusting a long tube, hard, down your throat<br \/>\nAll of that soft tissue easily damaged<br \/>\nAnd, too much of that, and they can&#8217;t float<\/p>\n<p>Because you see, it really shocks the system<br \/>\nCreates a liver blocked up with bad fat<br \/>\nSickens, then it kills them, they die in some sad stupor,<br \/>\nand really what do people think of that?<br \/>\nMost do seem, as ignorant as the Corporates<br \/>\nCausing actual serious bodily harm<br \/>\nThe Duck and Goose are wild<br \/>\nReally a water child<br \/>\nBut instead its cage size may more fit a rat<\/p>\n<p>God in all his wisdom knew they needed space<br \/>\nBut these poor souls have now no where to crawl<br \/>\nThe evil money grabbling blabbing people<br \/>\nWho call themselves the traditionalists yes all<br \/>\nEating fatty liver on your refined toasts<br \/>\nIs something close to hell and your poor gall<\/p>\n<p>Inside of you the cholestrol and the trans fats<br \/>\nAre on hand to permeate your organs too<br \/>\nAnyone who eats this kind of luxury<br \/>\nCan go to Hell, thats my advice to you<br \/>\nIngesting this sick package any guormand<br \/>\nthis provender of glorious fat and corn<br \/>\nIts enough to make you realise that your rupture<br \/>\nIs infinitely better when its gorn<\/p>\n<p>Nourishing, I fail to now remember if<br \/>\nDigestible I can&#8217;t believe it, so<br \/>\nPalatable,not when one thinks<br \/>\nInterminable the torture, of sweet babies<br \/>\nFormidable the pain that just comes through<br \/>\nAn intensity that only victims suffer<br \/>\nInseparable the feelings of the few<br \/>\nInstitutionally, the feathered souls<br \/>\nand making them,<br \/>\ndespise each other those who stand there do<br \/>\nForce the great, gavage<br \/>\nWith a awesome lump of marge<br \/>\nand watch them<br \/>\nClearly they have lost all face<br \/>\nFoie Gras is utter messed up<br \/>\nFor the victim<br \/>\nBut those who eat it<br \/>\nknow its a disgrace<\/p>\n<p>Forcing such a sick diets on the people<br \/>\nAnd leaving them to backflip in their spew<br \/>\nFoie Gras, is just the most evilness of evil<br \/>\nand I hope it bloody kills the lot of you<br \/>\n[<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Argentina might have lost the Falklands War But Foie Gras there is banned 3 cheers dear friends An evil that is best served in the underworld By Pluto and the Devil, for its sends Shivers down my spine to just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/04\/the-most-grotesque-food-sold-in-the-world\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7880"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7886,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7880\/revisions\/7886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}