{"id":7671,"date":"2013-04-12T21:15:18","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T21:15:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=7671"},"modified":"2013-04-12T21:19:23","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T21:19:23","slug":"a-mans-best-friend-well-met-his-end-at-the-hands-of-his-master","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/04\/a-mans-best-friend-well-met-his-end-at-the-hands-of-his-master\/","title":{"rendered":"man&#8217;s best friend lost in the forest ( for some reason)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He went for a walk<br \/>\nas playful, me thinks<br \/>\nand ended up hung<br \/>\nthe human heart sinks<br \/>\nat the sight of this<br \/>\nsoul<br \/>\nmotionless there<br \/>\nrestrained by the neck<br \/>\nand devoid of all air<\/p>\n<p>that horrible moment<br \/>\nwhen that poor soul knew<br \/>\nhis trusted companion<br \/>\njust wanted to screw<br \/>\nthe life out of him<br \/>\nand his loyalty<br \/>\nwas repaid by a rope<br \/>\non a branch on a tree<\/p>\n<p>he had visited many times<br \/>\nscratched at its roots<br \/>\nplayed with its leaves<br \/>\nand heard odd owls hoots<br \/>\nand now he was hoisted<br \/>\nand slung in the noose<br \/>\nand just left to dangle<br \/>\nsuch awful abuse <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He went for a walk as playful, me thinks and ended up hung the human heart sinks at the sight of this soul motionless there restrained by the neck and devoid of all air that horrible moment when that poor &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/04\/a-mans-best-friend-well-met-his-end-at-the-hands-of-his-master\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7671"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7675,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7671\/revisions\/7675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}