{"id":72907,"date":"2026-10-05T09:33:18","date_gmt":"2026-10-05T09:33:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=72907"},"modified":"2026-10-05T09:33:18","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T09:33:18","slug":"preparing-the-lobster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/10\/preparing-the-lobster\/","title":{"rendered":"Preparing the Lobster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She\u2019s in the pink<br \/>\nStanding by the sink<br \/>\nA bitch with an itch<br \/>\nHeartless for sure<br \/>\nA beautiful Lobster<br \/>\nLiving below the ocean<br \/>\nIn motion<br \/>\nBut cooked the solution<br \/>\nA revolution for murdering wildlife<br \/>\nBoiling and dissecting<br \/>\nFor me I am electing<br \/>\nTo imprison this cook<br \/>\nThen to throw the book<br \/>\nAt her loathsome and detestable arrogance<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She\u2019s in the pink Standing by the sink A bitch with an itch Heartless for sure A beautiful Lobster Living below the ocean In motion But cooked the solution A revolution for murdering wildlife Boiling and dissecting For me I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/10\/preparing-the-lobster\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-lobsters-crabs-other-sea-creatures-not-specially-listened"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72907"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72908,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72907\/revisions\/72908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}