{"id":72801,"date":"2026-09-16T12:05:55","date_gmt":"2026-09-16T12:05:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=72801"},"modified":"2026-09-16T12:05:55","modified_gmt":"2026-09-16T12:05:55","slug":"i-have-nothing-but-contempt-for-dairy-farmers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/09\/i-have-nothing-but-contempt-for-dairy-farmers\/","title":{"rendered":"I have nothing but contempt for dairy farmers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every bloody day their torture<br \/>\nWeakens me I have to say<br \/>\nThey rape me with their stinking sleeves<br \/>\nAnd kidnap my baby anyway<br \/>\nEvery year the same old torture<br \/>\nHuge great udders and huge great kicks<br \/>\nI am a mother made sick by farmers<br \/>\nWhich is why I call them out as pricks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every bloody day their torture Weakens me I have to say They rape me with their stinking sleeves And kidnap my baby anyway Every year the same old torture Huge great udders and huge great kicks I am a mother &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/09\/i-have-nothing-but-contempt-for-dairy-farmers\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,4,651,630,572],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-animal-rights","category-coutryside-meanderings","category-dairy-farmers-criminals","category-rape"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72801"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72802,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72801\/revisions\/72802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}