{"id":72739,"date":"2026-09-11T10:31:10","date_gmt":"2026-09-11T10:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=72739"},"modified":"2026-09-11T10:31:10","modified_gmt":"2026-09-11T10:31:10","slug":"leave-the-sea-lion-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/09\/leave-the-sea-lion-alone\/","title":{"rendered":"Leave the sea lion alone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Insensitive to wild life<br \/>\nIn a stupor of her own<br \/>\nUnconscious to the sea lion<br \/>\nObtuse one has to say<br \/>\nShe thinks she owns the effing beach<br \/>\nUnseeing in a way<br \/>\nLeave the creature well alone<br \/>\nIt\u2019s wild energy<br \/>\nInciting it to notice her<br \/>\nShe falls Upsettingly\ud83e\uddad<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Insensitive to wild life In a stupor of her own Unconscious to the sea lion Obtuse one has to say She thinks she owns the effing beach Unseeing in a way Leave the creature well alone It\u2019s wild energy Inciting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/09\/leave-the-sea-lion-alone\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,824,4,507,111,248],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-a-tale-of-the-sea","category-animal-rights","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-seals","category-self-mutilation-and-arrogance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72739"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72741,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72739\/revisions\/72741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}