{"id":72692,"date":"2026-09-07T15:44:51","date_gmt":"2026-09-07T15:44:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=72692"},"modified":"2026-09-07T16:55:15","modified_gmt":"2026-09-07T16:55:15","slug":"beating-up-on-a-squid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/09\/beating-up-on-a-squid\/","title":{"rendered":"Beating up on a squid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She really thinks she is clever<br \/>\nFilming before our eyes<br \/>\nBeating up a living soul<br \/>\nOf course we all surmise<br \/>\nShe is a cruel offender<br \/>\nA nasty ignorant Sod<br \/>\nNothing much between her eyes<br \/>\nOf course she\u2019s very odd<br \/>\nThe creature hasn\u2019t hurt her<br \/>\nAnd doesn\u2019t deserve to be<br \/>\nHauled out of the ocean<br \/>\nAnd tortured violently<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She really thinks she is clever Filming before our eyes Beating up a living soul Of course we all surmise She is a cruel offender A nasty ignorant Sod Nothing much between her eyes Of course she\u2019s very odd The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/09\/beating-up-on-a-squid\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,323,772],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ocean","category-octopus","category-squid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72692"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72695,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72692\/revisions\/72695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}