{"id":72674,"date":"2026-09-04T08:03:05","date_gmt":"2026-09-04T08:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=72674"},"modified":"2026-09-04T08:03:05","modified_gmt":"2026-09-04T08:03:05","slug":"she-shot-a-giraffe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/09\/she-shot-a-giraffe\/","title":{"rendered":"She shot a Giraffe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sofia Di Ottavio<br \/>\nNo shame this bitch<br \/>\nWhat she has done<br \/>\nShot a giraffe<br \/>\nShe calls it fun<br \/>\nCuddling up<br \/>\nTo beautiful soul<br \/>\nBrought down by her bullets<br \/>\nOut of control<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sofia Di Ottavio No shame this bitch What she has done Shot a giraffe She calls it fun Cuddling up To beautiful soul Brought down by her bullets Out of control<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[194,23,224,507,102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-africa","category-emotional-poems","category-giraffes","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72675,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72674\/revisions\/72675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}