{"id":72547,"date":"2026-08-17T15:56:24","date_gmt":"2026-08-17T15:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=72547"},"modified":"2026-08-17T15:56:24","modified_gmt":"2026-08-17T15:56:24","slug":"stolen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/08\/stolen\/","title":{"rendered":"Stolen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fish out of water<br \/>\nWhat is it they do<br \/>\nThey struggle to breathe<br \/>\nA bit like me or you<br \/>\nPulled out of the ocean<br \/>\nWaving farewell<br \/>\nTo our lovers perchance<br \/>\nJust to enter the Hell<br \/>\nOf the captor<br \/>\nImagine<br \/>\nWaving goodbye<br \/>\nWith one\u2019s bodily fluids<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fish out of water What is it they do They struggle to breathe A bit like me or you Pulled out of the ocean Waving farewell To our lovers perchance Just to enter the Hell Of the captor Imagine Waving &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/08\/stolen\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,570,910,507,102,647,360,296],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-fishing-angling-course-fishing","category-flight-and-landing","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts","category-meat-trade","category-ocean","category-oceans-and-water-courses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72547"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72548,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72547\/revisions\/72548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}