{"id":72463,"date":"2026-08-08T10:42:38","date_gmt":"2026-08-08T10:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=72463"},"modified":"2026-08-08T10:45:27","modified_gmt":"2026-08-08T10:45:27","slug":"so-called-working-donkeys-overweight-tourists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/08\/so-called-working-donkeys-overweight-tourists\/","title":{"rendered":"So called working donkeys &#038; overweight tourists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over weight passengers<br \/>\nToo many sadly<br \/>\nClimbing steep gradients<br \/>\nJust feeling badly<br \/>\nThat donkeys are made<br \/>\nTo carry on high<br \/>\nStruggling torture<br \/>\nNo word of a lie<\/p>\n<p>compassionless fatties<\/p>\n<p>they pay the same fare<\/p>\n<p>the poor donkeys struggle<\/p>\n<p>gasping for air<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Chafing \u00a0their legs<\/p>\n<p>in the beating sun<\/p>\n<p>fatties perspire too<\/p>\n<p>and think that \u00a0it\u2019s fun<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over weight passengers Too many sadly Climbing steep gradients Just feeling badly That donkeys are made To carry on high Struggling torture No word of a lie compassionless fatties they pay the same fare the poor donkeys struggle gasping for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/08\/so-called-working-donkeys-overweight-tourists\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,344,900,184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-abandonment","category-contempt","category-donkeys-and-working-animals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72463"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72466,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72463\/revisions\/72466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}