{"id":72457,"date":"2026-08-07T12:34:28","date_gmt":"2026-08-07T12:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=72457"},"modified":"2026-08-07T12:34:28","modified_gmt":"2026-08-07T12:34:28","slug":"poor-cow-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/08\/poor-cow-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Cow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dramatic music to go with death<br \/>\nA cow oh yes devoid of breath<br \/>\nActually youthful but folks like you<br \/>\nWant sausage and mash and a beef stew<br \/>\nSo this poor mother raped and bashed<br \/>\nGiven birth yes she\u2019s been trashed<br \/>\nBy all and sundry hoisted high<br \/>\nWe want her flesh for our beef pie<br \/>\nWe want her skin for our new shoes<br \/>\nWe want her offal we want her dues<br \/>\nLook at her being cut up fast<br \/>\nHer footprint now is in the past<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dramatic music to go with death A cow oh yes devoid of breath Actually youthful but folks like you Want sausage and mash and a beef stew So this poor mother raped and bashed Given birth yes she\u2019s been trashed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/08\/poor-cow-7\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[945,4,128,104,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-lovely-day-with-friends","category-animal-rights","category-cafos-and-factory-farms","category-calves-and-cows-and-bulls","category-milk-and-its-associated-problems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72457"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72458,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72457\/revisions\/72458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}