{"id":72073,"date":"2026-07-07T18:57:28","date_gmt":"2026-07-07T18:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=72073"},"modified":"2026-07-07T18:58:37","modified_gmt":"2026-07-07T18:58:37","slug":"completely-knackered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/07\/completely-knackered\/","title":{"rendered":"Completely knackered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leaning by this horrid wall<br \/>\nMy legs so weak<br \/>\nI am going to fall<br \/>\nLoaded up with crap all day<br \/>\nBy my slave master<br \/>\nIt\u2019s his way<br \/>\nMy body has sores<br \/>\nChafed my skin<br \/>\nBloody \u00a0hooves<br \/>\nand I am just too thin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leaning by this horrid wall My legs so weak I am going to fall Loaded up with crap all day By my slave master It\u2019s his way My body has sores Chafed my skin Bloody \u00a0hooves and I am just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/07\/completely-knackered\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donkeys-and-working-animals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72073"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72076,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72073\/revisions\/72076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}