{"id":72004,"date":"2026-07-05T08:02:25","date_gmt":"2026-07-05T08:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=72004"},"modified":"2026-07-05T08:02:25","modified_gmt":"2026-07-05T08:02:25","slug":"piglet-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/07\/piglet-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Piglet hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine being born<br \/>\nSeeing  the light of day<br \/>\nEscaping from your mothers place<br \/>\nA clean and holy way out into a farmyard<br \/>\nWith filth and ignorance high<br \/>\nOn their vile agenda\u2019s wet and warm<br \/>\nTo dry<br \/>\nThe labouring devil farmers<br \/>\nInto sawdust they<br \/>\nDry your skin with vermin spin<br \/>\nTorture which is high<br \/>\nOn the farming agenda<br \/>\nArrogance and pain<br \/>\nManhandling and egregiously<br \/>\nTotally insane<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine being born Seeing the light of day Escaping from your mothers place A clean and holy way out into a farmyard With filth and ignorance high On their vile agenda\u2019s wet and warm To dry The labouring devil farmers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/07\/piglet-hell\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72004"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72005,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72004\/revisions\/72005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}