{"id":71919,"date":"2026-06-28T11:34:54","date_gmt":"2026-06-28T11:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=71919"},"modified":"2026-06-28T11:34:54","modified_gmt":"2026-06-28T11:34:54","slug":"it-happened-to-me-said-this-ape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/06\/it-happened-to-me-said-this-ape\/","title":{"rendered":"It happened to me said this ape"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Born in the forest<br \/>\nMy mother was who<br \/>\nGave birth to me<br \/>\nLoved me<br \/>\nAnd what some do<br \/>\nIs capture me<br \/>\nAbuse me<br \/>\nShip me away<br \/>\nTo experimentation<br \/>\nOn that sad day<br \/>\nThe medics will<br \/>\nExperiment<br \/>\nTorture me they<br \/>\nWill cage me<br \/>\nIt\u2019s dire<br \/>\nWhat happens each day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Born in the forest My mother was who Gave birth to me Loved me And what some do Is capture me Abuse me Ship me away To experimentation On that sad day The medics will Experiment Torture me they Will &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/06\/it-happened-to-me-said-this-ape\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,344,377,108,478,116,919,649],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-abandonment","category-duty-of-care-was-never-there","category-experimentation","category-medical","category-monkeys-and-primates","category-neglect","category-old-family-values"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71919"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71920,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71919\/revisions\/71920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}