{"id":71900,"date":"2026-06-27T06:02:36","date_gmt":"2026-06-27T06:02:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=71900"},"modified":"2026-06-27T06:02:36","modified_gmt":"2026-06-27T06:02:36","slug":"heatwave-putrid-ness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/06\/heatwave-putrid-ness\/","title":{"rendered":"Heatwave putrid ness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shit in the river<br \/>\nThe Thames a life giver<br \/>\nPutrid ness heat<br \/>\nEnough to unseat<br \/>\nAll logic all thinking<br \/>\nThe water we are drinking<br \/>\nIs linking to illness<br \/>\nAnd  truthfully stinking<br \/>\nThe Thames is a shit hole<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shit in the river The Thames a life giver Putrid ness heat Enough to unseat All logic all thinking The water we are drinking Is linking to illness And truthfully stinking The Thames is a shit hole<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[875,601,291,792],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-at-the-edge-of-a-dawn","category-desecration","category-rivers","category-storms-in-the-uk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71900"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71901,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71900\/revisions\/71901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}