{"id":71345,"date":"2026-04-30T13:50:30","date_gmt":"2026-04-30T13:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=71345"},"modified":"2026-04-30T13:50:30","modified_gmt":"2026-04-30T13:50:30","slug":"wrapped-up-but-not-for-long-by-a-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/04\/wrapped-up-but-not-for-long-by-a-fish\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrapped up but not for long.  By a fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How to stifle me an eye ful<br \/>\nWhere\u2019s the rifle<br \/>\nBest it be aimed<br \/>\nLet me be murdered quickly<br \/>\nNot left sickly<br \/>\nAs us claimed<br \/>\nWrap me in a see through parcel<br \/>\nThe oxygen yes I can see<br \/>\nBut when it\u2019s used up in my parcel<br \/>\nIt will be the death of me  <\/p>\n<p>Instant poem from the Bard Zakoor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to stifle me an eye ful Where\u2019s the rifle Best it be aimed Let me be murdered quickly Not left sickly As us claimed Wrap me in a see through parcel The oxygen yes I can see But when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/04\/wrapped-up-but-not-for-long-by-a-fish\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,340,251,570,215,507],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-captivity","category-china-food-obscenity","category-fishing-angling-course-fishing","category-freedom-and-whats-happening-to-it","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71346,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71345\/revisions\/71346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}