{"id":71281,"date":"2026-04-17T19:58:56","date_gmt":"2026-04-17T19:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=71281"},"modified":"2026-04-17T19:58:56","modified_gmt":"2026-04-17T19:58:56","slug":"murdered-at-primrose-hill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/04\/murdered-at-primrose-hill\/","title":{"rendered":"Murdered at Primrose Hill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ravaged and murdered by a gang of scum<br \/>\nThey beat him and stabbed him<br \/>\nLeaving him numb<br \/>\nWith their excessive  horror<br \/>\nViolence beyond<br \/>\nSavagery honestly<br \/>\nSome did abscond<br \/>\nRaging demonstrably<br \/>\nViolent as hell he was using his camera<br \/>\nSo we hear tell set upon grotesquely<br \/>\nAnd left dying  poor soul<br \/>\nBy the evil now raging<br \/>\nOut of  control<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ravaged and murdered by a gang of scum They beat him and stabbed him Leaving him numb With their excessive horror Violence beyond Savagery honestly Some did abscond Raging demonstrably Violent as hell he was using his camera So we &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/04\/murdered-at-primrose-hill\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,603,22,601,229,377,23,782,486],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-criminality","category-death-and-dying","category-desecration","category-dumbed-down-and-ghoulish","category-duty-of-care-was-never-there","category-emotional-poems","category-england-starmers-experiment","category-migrants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71281"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71282,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71281\/revisions\/71282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}